striders

Hey is the build a bear employee supposed to force us to jump up and down or are we getting hazed

girl-in-the-hitops

as a build-a-bear employee it is my honor to happily inform you that we get to make everyone do whatever the fuck we want during a heart ceremony. jump to get that heart beating. rub that heart to your knees so your furry friend always needs you. rub it to your toes so it’s totally awesome! shake it up so it’s got enough energy to hang out with you all day! close your eyes, make a wish, and give it a kiss you helpless motherfucker

nikkalick

The Fates but instead of three old ladies they’re the McElroy brothers

aksarah

I’m your crone brother, Justin McElroy…

I’m your matron brother, Travis McElroy!…

I’m your sweet maiden brother, Griffin McElroy.

catchymemes

“This is Jeremiah. Jeremiah wore safety goggles while angle grinding. Jeremiah still has his right eye. Be like Jeremiah.”

Via @tjconnorstweets

pandollop

I feel like I need this specifically on my doll blog to remind myself to wear my safety goggles when doing heavy doll modding.

dollsahoy

Tiffy, the fact that your auto-tagging system added “sfw” to the tag on this is extra appropriate.

end0skeletal

The Japanese emperor or great purple emperor (Sasakia charonda), is a species of butterfly in the family Nymphalidae. It is native to Japan, the Korean Peninsula, China, northern Taiwan and northern Vietnam. The caterpillar of the species (above) feed on hackberries.  (x x x)

abblermouse

Gets 3 XP for wandering into a corner of my bathroom I’ve technically never set a literal foot in before and I see the floating text ‘DISCOVERED: CHOLERA COLONY’ seemingly appear out of thin air before gently fading away